
Amelia Bedelia was first published in 1963 and has been reprinted for early readers of four generations. If you don’t remember from when you were six, it’s the story of a deranged cleaning woman who destroys her client’s home through a series of absurd misunderstandings. It’s cute, but what I propose to you is, what if it wasn’t?




















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