You have used your eyes to ingest far more than the FDA mandated Maximum Ocular Hot Dog Intake (2 franks/day). Let’s give them a break and switch to cramming tubed meats straight into your earholes. It’s Podcasting Day! Today the illustrious David Bell arrived on a palanquin carried by six fit eunuchs cut solely by natural causes (the rarest and most prized of all) to grace us with his royal presence.
You might know him from Gamefully Unemployed, the excellent podcast empire he co-dominates with the cruel but beautiful Tom Reimann. Whether it’s Story Mode or Hype Cast, We Just Watched… or Fox Mulder is a Maniac, he casts pods so frequently you honestly have no excuse not to have heard and loved one by now. I would not admit to that in public if I were you, I’d just correct it right away.
We had a simple but powerful prompt for David: What’s the worst movie that you unironically love?
He brought Miami Connection, 1987 Florida’s love letter to electric guitars, ninjas, and friendship.
Brockway brought Equilibrium, the himbo’s treatise on like… how art is pretty good and stuff.
Seanbaby brought Traxx, an absolute lunatic’s smeared suicide note of a film.
Words cannot do it justice, which is too bad since that’s all we used on this podcast.
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