This Podcasting Day we’re doing it. We’re finally doing it! We’re just going to talk about Bloodsport the whole time!
And you won’t believe this: We found the absolute perfect guest for this joyous day. She’s smart, she’s funny, she knows movies, and she had never seen Bloodsport!
Holy shit! She wasn’t technically human before this. She couldn’t even vote! But now she’s seen Bloodsport, so she’s finally a real person – she’s Maggie Mae Fish!
Bloodsport is the perfect movie, so if you’re coming into this expecting film criticism we’re going to squeeze you like a little monkey man until your spine cracks. This is an hour and a half of Bloodsport love so raw and non-homogenized you can’t sell it in the United States.
Seanbaby came into this podcast with 3700 words of notes on things he wanted to talk about in Bloodsport. We fucking got through them all!
If there is a more definitive dissection of Bloodsport and its dominating role in modern cinema, tell us who. Tell us who did it. Tell us who the motherfuckers are and we will defeat them in kumite. Seanbaby holds the world record for fastest groinkick with knockout (146dB) and Brockway holds the World Teen Kumite Record for Most Consecutive Non-Shows (56).
This podcast is everything you could have ever asked for us and more – even the bonus episode is something special. It’s coming later this week. You god damn better listen wherever you get podcasts, then like and give us a pec-wiggling review – if you’re struggling for ideas, just talk about how great our butts look when we do the splits. (Pretty great.)
