Nerding Day: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle Joke Book

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The thing that’s pushing me off about this book more than anything else is that Caterpillar joke. Castigates are, if nothing else, notorious for their gluttony.

They didn’t just miss the point when they wrote that joke; they dodged it like they feared the concept of truth. To so entirely miss the point, one has to be “special” in a profound way that only a mother can love. A mother whose eyes lose their light every time she thinks about what her child’s future could have been, if only she’d drank less while pregnant.

But the article was hilarious, as always, guys. You never disappoint!

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