THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES 🌭

The book is called THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES, and it’s barely more than your lowest expectations. There are no tips on how to set these moves up, how to do them most effectively, or which states consider them “not murder.” It’s a list of common karate attacks and locations on a human body it would make sense to hit with them. For instance, punch in the face, punch in the neck, punch in the dick, punch in the dick, punch in the dick, end of chapter. Each move is accompanied by a picture of DR. TED GAMBORDELLA 5TH DAN using it on his mostly nude friends along with a list of injuries it causes in a best(?) case scenario. It is, by any standard of judgement, a terrible book. But it would make an awesome set of trading cards. So here is THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES by DR. TED GAMBORDELLA 5TH DAN adapted into trading cards by ME.

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