Happy Podcasting Day! A few weeks ago we called you all cowards who wouldn’t dare listen to a long and terrible podcast…
And you guys loved it!
So we did it again.
That’s how it works. If you tell us you like to be tortured, we’re going to torture you. It’s more about customer service than it is sadomasochism, but it’s definitely both.
This time around the bubbly and upbeat Lydia Bugg is joining us to discuss how you can track the many sex crimes of Bill Cosby through his bibliography of subpar books. She doesn’t deserve this. You should be mad at us for doing this to her!
We don’t even know where to go from here, if you guys like this one. Analyze the comedic structure of the Armenian genocide? Make jokes about transcripts from the 9/11 planes? Track the warning signs for the John Wayne Gacy murders using only his unpublished amateur comic strips about a wacky cat who wears themed helmets?
This isn’t sustainable. You need to stop us. You have to tell us to knock it off and get back to making dick jokes about golden-age Spiderman or we are going to spiral into the void fuck fuck we are begging you to be our anchor we are drifting. Much like Bill Cosby, we are leaving you elaborate clues through our collected works because we can’t believe you haven’t caught us by now.
Don’t listen to this podcast wherever you get podcasts, and for fuck’s sake do not subscribe to and review it.
This is your fault.
This is all your fault, we’re putting it on you.
Much like Bill Cosby in both his book crimes and actual crimes, we accept no responsibility for our actions, and are sorely disappointed in your lackluster efforts to apprehend us.
8 replies on “Podcasting Day: The Great Cosby Hunt 🌭”
Never stop doing this.
Plus, Golden Age Spider-man? (Note the hyphen there)
Hogwash! Spider-man (hyphen!) is a Silver age character.
Sorry. My new antipsychotic meds have the side effect of making me a pedantic douche. Thanks, big pharma!
YOU FELL FOR THE NERD TRAP.
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Uncanny_Tales_Vol_1_26
In retrospect the spanish fly thing was super fucked. Good on those sailors for ripping them off tho!
my lean meats are ready for this
Hey Gamepro, that Lydia sure is cool! What’s her address? Zibby zoom.
I became old enough to go to bars and nightclubs in 2002 and I can recall seeing “spanish fly” in the wall-mounted vending machines in some of the bathrooms of the clubs.
Their wares ranged from the mundane to the suspicious with breath mints, cologne samples, wet wipes, condoms, and essentially roofies. They were basically a 1-stop shop for sex crimes.
Does anyone else remember that?
This podcast was upsetting and removed my ability to love, but Bill Cosby doing Dennis Miller made it all worth it.
Good news! Now Cosby is loose again, Brockway can track him down.