Teamworking Day: Dirty Tennis

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Sigh… for the last time, please donโ€™t taunt the celestial beings into cosmic irony. Iโ€™m supposed to go โ€˜glampingโ€™ this weekend and I donโ€™t want it ruined by some omnipotent Alanis Morissette.

If you -ahem- ‘gentlemen’ ACTUALLY MGD’d in national parks, you’d know that all you have to do is make a tasteful but not overly generous shall we say… largesse to your local station commander with the park service.
Kidnapping their family works too, but thats a nouveau riche move, and will get you mocked behind your back at the country club, masked orgy, and Skull and Bones corpse defilement rituals.

It’s genuinely cool of you guys to have referenced Caitlyn Jenner by her name like you do in this article. Nice one.

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it on the discord, but I have to mention Dick Van Patten started one of the first natural dog food companies. Also, am I an asshole for wanting at least one harsh dig at American gold medalist and piece of shit untried murderer Caitlyn Jenner? Like there’s gotta be a joke about hitting the sauce and hitting a stopped car in that fake booze section, I’ll chalk it up to the mind eroding effects of this video.

On the cover of the tape Van Patten looks like he’s getting to the really good part in his monologue about how he’s going to control the weather and threaten all the governments of the Earth.

Kruggerands? Brockway, you should know I only gamble in Bison dollars (each worth five British pounds (the exchange rate set after the queen was kidnapped(by M. Bison(for whom it is Tuesday))))

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