From an unexplained corner of the galaxy they came! Zan! Jayna! And their space monkey Gleek! Did they come from a planet where all brothers and sisters could form animals or water anythings when they touched? How much training did they receive before they were put in charge of rescuing Earth children? Because, and I’ve made this case before, things only got more insane and worse any time they tried to help. The following is a real adventure from a real 1977 episode of the Super Friends. Please enjoy Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead Episode 2.
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4 replies on “Nerding Day: Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead, Episode 2 🌭”
I would have also accepted Splash Gordon instead of Fuck Rogers.
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Splash Gordon? That hair-triggered sperm shooter might get ‘em wet, but he always leaves the ladies unsatisfied…
I was hoping for another one of these. Thanks, Seanbaby. I needed this after a long day.
Wonder Twins episodes are a practice in stream of consciousness cartooning