9 replies on “Fucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Tips & Tricks For Her”
God bless us, everyone.
Hmm, based on the ad, I see Poxco has starting taking ideas from Gwenyth Paltrow now.
Oh no! They’re caught in a Goop Loop!
Do something *starry* to your partner? Like heat them to 10,000° Fahrenheit or collapse them into a black hole….ohhh “hole”, I get it now. Nice one, pervs.
Sex tips books truly are an endless cavalcade of the terminally ridiculous.
Doing anything on this list violates the warranty on your penis.
And oddly, your hone as well.
Hone. HONE
Hone
HOME! Goddammit!
There was a lot more sexual assault in these tips than I was expecting. Bit of whiplash after catching a butterfly fuck my wife.
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9 replies on “Fucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Tips & Tricks For Her”
God bless us, everyone.
Hmm, based on the ad, I see Poxco has starting taking ideas from Gwenyth Paltrow now.
Oh no! They’re caught in a Goop Loop!
Do something *starry* to your partner? Like heat them to 10,000° Fahrenheit or collapse them into a black hole….ohhh “hole”, I get it now. Nice one, pervs.
Sex tips books truly are an endless cavalcade of the terminally ridiculous.
Doing anything on this list violates the warranty on your penis.
And oddly, your hone as well.
Hone. HONE
Hone
HOME! Goddammit!
There was a lot more sexual assault in these tips than I was expecting. Bit of whiplash after catching a butterfly fuck my wife.