See this is why I play bards. Don’t need any book learnin to aggressively yell compliments at my party until they start hitting dudes harder.
This is the third-worst D&D book ever printed but probably the most honest.
So becoming a wizard is the same amount of work as becoming an electrical engineer, but without the risk of a steady paycheck.
Now I really want to see an entry from Lydia of Choose Your Own Drug-Fuelled Misadventure about becoming a wizard with the help of this book
John Dee is a helpful cautionary tale that slackers should avoid wizardry. If your Necronomicon English translation is so inferior that it can’t summon Yog-Sothoth, you might end being the lich who gets stuck with onboarding new dork wizards for all eternity.
Weirdly enough there’s even a Discworld book specifically about a slacker who avoids wizardry because the actual job is far more trouble than its worth.
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See this is why I play bards. Don’t need any book learnin to aggressively yell compliments at my party until they start hitting dudes harder.
This is the third-worst D&D book ever printed but probably the most honest.
So becoming a wizard is the same amount of work as becoming an electrical engineer, but without the risk of a steady paycheck.
Now I really want to see an entry from Lydia of Choose Your Own Drug-Fuelled Misadventure about becoming a wizard with the help of this book
John Dee is a helpful cautionary tale that slackers should avoid wizardry. If your Necronomicon English translation is so inferior that it can’t summon Yog-Sothoth, you might end being the lich who gets stuck with onboarding new dork wizards for all eternity.
Weirdly enough there’s even a Discworld book specifically about a slacker who avoids wizardry because the actual job is far more trouble than its worth.