Categories PUNCHING DAY Punching Day: Baby Boxing Post author By Brendan Post date 05/31/2022 To view this content, you must be a member of 1900HOTDOG's Patreon Unlock with PatreonAlready a qualifying Patreon member? Refresh to access this content. Post author By Brendan Post date 05/31/2022 Tags crimes, Sports 4 Comments on Punching Day: Baby Boxing ← Upsetting Day: Dennis Miller’s The Rant Zone → Podcasting Day: WB Superstar with Jamie Kelly! 🌭 4 replies on “Punching Day: Baby Boxing” Remind me please: Is there a day on 1900 HOT DOG that isn’t Upsetting Day? One quick note: Pearl Harbor didn’t have radar at the time. Having spent some time around toddlers, I have to say: there’s a kind of genius here. I mean, nowadays we try to completely suppress their violent tendencies and, as anyone who’s ever tried that can attest, it usually works about as well as trying to convince the ocean to be less damp. But apparently, we should just be trying to get them to confine their violence to a single place, time, and victim, rather than their usual choice of all the time, everywhere, and against every child, adult, pet, toy, meal, piece of furniture, and weather phenomenon they encounter. (Seriously; I’ve seen my nephew attempt to punch rain when he couldn’t go outside.) And they’re wearing padded gloves to boot! Ask any parent; after the developmental milestones of “self-directed feeding” and “walking”, the next one is generally “locating the most destructive item in the room to use as a weapon.” Often immediately followed by “finding the most breakable object in reach.” Hey Brendan quick question what the fuck Comments are closed.