Categories PUNCHING DAY Punching Day: FaceGym Post author By Lydia Bugg Post date 06/13/2022 To view this content, you must be a member of 1900HOTDOG's Patreon Unlock with PatreonAlready a qualifying Patreon member? Refresh to access this content. Post author By Lydia Bugg Post date 06/13/2022 Tags products 8 Comments on Punching Day: FaceGym ← Learning Day: The Useless Droid → Learning Day: The Great Grapefruit CONK 🌭 8 replies on “Punching Day: FaceGym” As someone who’s had a Brazilian butt lift, I feel attacked. 😂 After you got the Burt lift? Tell us more… Just don’t ask them about cootergym, there are UK laws in regards to fists and— look just don’t ask about cootergym. There needs to be a like button for comments like this one. The end-of-article ads get me every time Yeah, they are a beacon of joy. I do miss Parts Chunky… Points Chalky… Pants..? Who was I talking about? Okay I think I see what happened here. Inge Theron traveled the world for three years trying to find the secret of the perfect face. As she spoke with head-hotness experts from around the globe, she had the same experience many have meeting health-and-beauty gurus: finding them incredibly offputting. Most of us can walk away just mildly annoyed, but Theron had a mission. She persisted. She talked to genital tanner after asshole bleacher after breatharian after peedrinker. And each time, each beaming face eager to tell the world about the beauty secrets of hummingbird poop, her ability to deal with her own colleagues’ shit crumbled just a bit. Each time, she got a little more disgusted. A little angrier. This is a trap. This woman has turned against her industry and plans to bring it down from the inside, and all its enablers with it. I don’t know what her endgame is, but I’m not sure I care. She’s tricking rich ladies into beating Jesus out of themselves because everybody looks better after an asskicking. As long as that stays in the plan I’m on board for whatever. I’d love to hear more about the Mexican shaman. Comments are closed.