It is a very special Zzone today on the Dogg Zzone 9000, as we welcome back hot dog contributor, best-selling author, and TikTok sensation, Jason Pargin. His new book, If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe, is out now and you can get it in stores, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or Bookshop!
Jason promotes his book, out now, the best way he knows how: by watching real Americans hunt our nation’s many varieties of Bigfoot. Can three years of Appalachian homeschooling outwit a thunder-powered sasquatch? Can four types of diabetes stand against a Pennsylvania yeti’s seven electric brothers!? By popular demand, it’s Mountain Monsters Part II! Listen here. Or wherever you get podcasts!
We apologize to Jason for upstaging his book announcement, which has its own theme song, with this much larger news story– undeniable video evidence of Bigfoot. This happened! On a TV show only the three of us watched! Are words and books even relevant when it has been verified that Bigfoot hands can potentially burst through a wall?
And check out the free bonus podcast Bigfoot Revue brought to you by… us!
Authentic recreation by Brett Ellefson
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