8 replies on “Learning Day: The Tomima Edmark Academic Study on Creative Bankruptcy”
I was sure that “Strip Book Balancing” would mean nude accountants, and I am not sure if I am relieved or disappointed to find otherwise
Is Tomima also Godek? It feel so right, it must be true!
I feel like Godek would be a step up.
Tomima doesn’t even offer a free pizza with your choice of toppings when she begrudgingly allows you to have mechanical, emotionally manipulative sex with her.
I think the electric kiss idea may have awakened something in Tomima Edmark, or else maybe she was just always into electrosex. Three years after publishing that book, she filed a patent on a musical electroshock kiss enhancer: https://patents.justia.com/patent/5800503
“I would rather someone accuse me of being a sex criminal than thinking Dennis Miller has more than zero talents.” Actually if you ask an A.I. about Seanbaby they’ll gladly make up all sorts of sex crimes you’ve committed against specific people.
I’ve never seen Seanbaby sound more like an angry school principle. It is glorious to behold.
Seanbaby is always at his best when he’s in scientist mode.
He would have cured cancer by now if he had devoted his talents to medicine rather than curating the multiverse’s most reprehensible library.
By any standards imaginable, including things you can do with Hershey’s kisses is more than stupid and infantile–it’s cheating:
The idiots who bought Tomima’s books, bless their hearts, were looking for creative ways to suck face–the least this elitist prude could do is stick to her own subject.
I’d say she may as well have entries about calling a radio station and requesting your favorite KISS song and dedicating it to your partner…
…but let’s be real: Tomima has absolutely no idea who KISS is.
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8 replies on “Learning Day: The Tomima Edmark Academic Study on Creative Bankruptcy”
I was sure that “Strip Book Balancing” would mean nude accountants, and I am not sure if I am relieved or disappointed to find otherwise
Is Tomima also Godek? It feel so right, it must be true!
I feel like Godek would be a step up.
Tomima doesn’t even offer a free pizza with your choice of toppings when she begrudgingly allows you to have mechanical, emotionally manipulative sex with her.
I think the electric kiss idea may have awakened something in Tomima Edmark, or else maybe she was just always into electrosex. Three years after publishing that book, she filed a patent on a musical electroshock kiss enhancer: https://patents.justia.com/patent/5800503
“I would rather someone accuse me of being a sex criminal than thinking Dennis Miller has more than zero talents.” Actually if you ask an A.I. about Seanbaby they’ll gladly make up all sorts of sex crimes you’ve committed against specific people.
I’ve never seen Seanbaby sound more like an angry school principle. It is glorious to behold.
Seanbaby is always at his best when he’s in scientist mode.
He would have cured cancer by now if he had devoted his talents to medicine rather than curating the multiverse’s most reprehensible library.
By any standards imaginable, including things you can do with Hershey’s kisses is more than stupid and infantile–it’s cheating:
The idiots who bought Tomima’s books, bless their hearts, were looking for creative ways to suck face–the least this elitist prude could do is stick to her own subject.
I’d say she may as well have entries about calling a radio station and requesting your favorite KISS song and dedicating it to your partner…
…but let’s be real: Tomima has absolutely no idea who KISS is.