15 replies on “Learning Day: The Truth About S.T.D’.s”
Fleeing from grim reality, I choose to believe that Doc Davis made a pledge to keep rewriting a sex ed text over and over after a syphilis diagnosis, like that schizophrenic painter and his cats, and this is at about iteration twelve.
FYI, that painter’s name was Louis Wain. He got a biopic recently called The Electric Life of Louis Wain where he was played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
What I’m trying to say here is that I hope Benedict Cumberbatch plays Doc Davis in a biopic.
This is the guy he’s quoting from the “health magazine.”
Damn! I expected bad, but this asshole was Mengele-grade unethical…
…and he’s the closest thing Tony has to “expert testimony”🤮
I know this is the least weird thing about this, but why does he believe that you don’t need to hit Space after a comma or colon?
A space after a comma is a LIE,invented to get rich like the evil poison rabies shot they tried to sell me after I fucked all those bats! You see,typography isn’t an exact science were you can just look at the page to see if there’s a space after a comma or a colon. Even the most expert typologists were trained to do one thing:imagine in their minds whether there was a space after a punctuation or not without looking. Only the worlds smartest typologists,12 in all including myself,know this amazing fact:and now you do too! Your welcome! Stop wasting your time and health on uneceessary spaces and orgasm freely,friend!
That man is fucking that plane, change my mind. I mean, why else would they be together on the cover of an STD book?
Severe and persistent mental illness is part of my profession and I’ve never seen such a perfect example of a manic phase published.
Seriously! From the sudden digressions and bad jokes to the absolute certainty that he is blowing your mind and changing your life to the insistence that he has proof that he never gets to because it’s not actually important to him, they could use this as a training manual for mental health workers.
The only thing that’s different from how it would play out in person is him insisting on bringing his discovery to higher and higher authorities any time he gets any questions or push back on his breakthrough.
“Now,I have a surprise for you. Surprise! That’s it.”
This is solid, I’m going to try it out on my kids tonight.
Is this THE Morchal Jorgam?😯
I saw you win the Super Deluxe Prize at Sportsball when you played last base for the Chilapro Burks!
Can I assume the reason we’re not touching his repeated use of “global” is because we’re all just taking the antisemitism as read?
Sometimes you hear a conspiracy theory and say:
“I’m not sold yet, but you have my attention…”
Sometimes you say:
“You’re an idiot, get the fuck out of my office before I call the police…”
And SOMETIMES you say:
“I am TRULY sorry for all the many, many horrible things wrong with your brain… maybe you should lie down. Would you like a cookie?”
I just want to see if I have this straight:
If I want to prove irrefutably that something doesn’t exist, all I have to do is SAY it doesn’t exist…
…and since saying something doesn’t exist is a negative, and you can’t prove a negative true or false–I win?
Am I God now?
To put it succinctly–creationists read this book and say:
1-900-HOTDOG
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15 replies on “Learning Day: The Truth About S.T.D’.s”
Fleeing from grim reality, I choose to believe that Doc Davis made a pledge to keep rewriting a sex ed text over and over after a syphilis diagnosis, like that schizophrenic painter and his cats, and this is at about iteration twelve.
FYI, that painter’s name was Louis Wain. He got a biopic recently called The Electric Life of Louis Wain where he was played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
What I’m trying to say here is that I hope Benedict Cumberbatch plays Doc Davis in a biopic.
This is the guy he’s quoting from the “health magazine.”
https://www.nytimes.com/1999/11/20/world/alfred-hassig-78-target-of-tainted-blood-trial.html
Damn! I expected bad, but this asshole was Mengele-grade unethical…
…and he’s the closest thing Tony has to “expert testimony”🤮
I know this is the least weird thing about this, but why does he believe that you don’t need to hit Space after a comma or colon?
A space after a comma is a LIE,invented to get rich like the evil poison rabies shot they tried to sell me after I fucked all those bats! You see,typography isn’t an exact science were you can just look at the page to see if there’s a space after a comma or a colon. Even the most expert typologists were trained to do one thing:imagine in their minds whether there was a space after a punctuation or not without looking. Only the worlds smartest typologists,12 in all including myself,know this amazing fact:and now you do too! Your welcome! Stop wasting your time and health on uneceessary spaces and orgasm freely,friend!
That man is fucking that plane, change my mind. I mean, why else would they be together on the cover of an STD book?
Severe and persistent mental illness is part of my profession and I’ve never seen such a perfect example of a manic phase published.
Seriously! From the sudden digressions and bad jokes to the absolute certainty that he is blowing your mind and changing your life to the insistence that he has proof that he never gets to because it’s not actually important to him, they could use this as a training manual for mental health workers.
The only thing that’s different from how it would play out in person is him insisting on bringing his discovery to higher and higher authorities any time he gets any questions or push back on his breakthrough.
“Now,I have a surprise for you. Surprise! That’s it.”
This is solid, I’m going to try it out on my kids tonight.
Is this THE Morchal Jorgam?😯
I saw you win the Super Deluxe Prize at Sportsball when you played last base for the Chilapro Burks!
Can I assume the reason we’re not touching his repeated use of “global” is because we’re all just taking the antisemitism as read?
Sometimes you hear a conspiracy theory and say:
“I’m not sold yet, but you have my attention…”
Sometimes you say:
“You’re an idiot, get the fuck out of my office before I call the police…”
And SOMETIMES you say:
“I am TRULY sorry for all the many, many horrible things wrong with your brain… maybe you should lie down. Would you like a cookie?”
I just want to see if I have this straight:
If I want to prove irrefutably that something doesn’t exist, all I have to do is SAY it doesn’t exist…
…and since saying something doesn’t exist is a negative, and you can’t prove a negative true or false–I win?
Am I God now?
To put it succinctly–creationists read this book and say:
“This moron’s reasoning is for shit…”