7 replies on “Fucking Day: How to Date a Stripper… With NO Money Down!”
This book was written by the ghost haunting a strip club bathroom. And not like a neutral ghost either, i’m pretty sure he’s writing threats on the mirror in ectoplastmic jizz stains.
They are very wordy, small-print diatribes akin to Shakespeare. He has so, so fucking much ghostcum.
The fact that this *wasn’t* Don Diebel was a bigger twist than I could have ever imagined.
Based on repitition habits alone, Dark Prince’s match would be the spankoholic switch lady from a few books ago.
There is more evil per square word of this book then in the Necronomicon.
I will silently and subconsciously be scanning the world for the neon sign advertising ALL TARDY NUDE LADIES for the rest of my life.
So we’ll never find out what happened to Asia? Or do we tune in to Dateline to find out?
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7 replies on “Fucking Day: How to Date a Stripper… With NO Money Down!”
This book was written by the ghost haunting a strip club bathroom. And not like a neutral ghost either, i’m pretty sure he’s writing threats on the mirror in ectoplastmic jizz stains.
They are very wordy, small-print diatribes akin to Shakespeare. He has so, so fucking much ghostcum.
The fact that this *wasn’t* Don Diebel was a bigger twist than I could have ever imagined.
Based on repitition habits alone, Dark Prince’s match would be the spankoholic switch lady from a few books ago.
There is more evil per square word of this book then in the Necronomicon.
I will silently and subconsciously be scanning the world for the neon sign advertising ALL TARDY NUDE LADIES for the rest of my life.
So we’ll never find out what happened to Asia? Or do we tune in to Dateline to find out?