9 replies on “Fucking Day: American Eve & African Adam”
Who would have thought The Sexual Misadventures of Bladam and Wheve would be so weirdly racist?
I’m biracial and Seanbaby ripping this book a new–
Wait, wait. Back that up.
Seanbaby completely obliterating this–
Dammit now’s not the time.
It’s cathartic. There we go. No need to talk about things getting ripped asunder.
An insane fine, incredible article. I was literally crying, laughing. The barbershop bit had me laughing harder than I’ve laughed in several weeks.
I’m pretty sure D.H. Chewins is the name of a sleazy family pizza parlor around here.
Casual racism aside, I have concerns, vis-a-vis the laws of physics. A 14″ (flaccid!) penis, presumably with an equally impressive girth would require so much blood the bearer would need to be a class 4 vampire or above just to maintain an erection. I guess what I’m asking is, is this the spec script for a Blacula reboot?
[Imagine that picture of Walter White screaming from inside a car here.]
Sean! The censor bars aren’t fully opaque! SEAAAN!!
So we can assume that this was written by a racist born without genitals, right?
The term ‘pussy syrup’ will maybe never leave my brain. Thanks.
Clearly this book was written by AI via AI prompts
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9 replies on “Fucking Day: American Eve & African Adam”
Who would have thought The Sexual Misadventures of Bladam and Wheve would be so weirdly racist?
I’m biracial and Seanbaby ripping this book a new–
Wait, wait. Back that up.
Seanbaby completely obliterating this–
Dammit now’s not the time.
It’s cathartic. There we go. No need to talk about things getting ripped asunder.
An insane fine, incredible article. I was literally crying, laughing. The barbershop bit had me laughing harder than I’ve laughed in several weeks.
I’m pretty sure D.H. Chewins is the name of a sleazy family pizza parlor around here.
Casual racism aside, I have concerns, vis-a-vis the laws of physics. A 14″ (flaccid!) penis, presumably with an equally impressive girth would require so much blood the bearer would need to be a class 4 vampire or above just to maintain an erection. I guess what I’m asking is, is this the spec script for a Blacula reboot?
[Imagine that picture of Walter White screaming from inside a car here.]
Sean! The censor bars aren’t fully opaque! SEAAAN!!
So we can assume that this was written by a racist born without genitals, right?
The term ‘pussy syrup’ will maybe never leave my brain. Thanks.
Clearly this book was written by AI via AI prompts