5 replies on “Teamworking Day: Classic Cars and Women”
Okay, where should I submit photos of me sitting on a hot dog? The email, the discord maybe? Can I send pics of the hotdog sitting on my butt or is that too outside the box?
Dammit Brockway! I just spent sixty bucks on Michelle Yeoh movies to bribe my wife into not sending you pictures of her butt on a hot dog. I’ll admit I’m excited to see Heroic Trio as well, but please be careful with how you use your persuasive powers in the future.
> record scratch, did I just say TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN!? I thought you found this website on a 3.5ā³ disc clutched in the unidentified hand of a Hot Rod Lady.
I worked on the GoDaddy Web Design Team. I assure you that at this very moment some poor bastard is fielding an angry demand to add a hit counter to a bottom of somebody’s website, and change all the text to Cosmic Sans [sic].
Should’ve been called Hot Rods & Hot Broads, Randy, you idiot.
It’s almost cute how hard Randy works to convince us that he’s not perving on these women, but celebrating the love of cars that he shares with them (because women can like things now, haven’t you heard?).
It’s like how we geeks insist it’s not at all creepy to ogle women in tight/revealing outfits if they’re dressed like our favorite sci-fi/high fantasy/comic book characters.
We’re not pigs…we’re “appreciative fans”.
Essentially, “Classic Cars and Women” is Boomer Cosplay.
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5 replies on “Teamworking Day: Classic Cars and Women”
Okay, where should I submit photos of me sitting on a hot dog? The email, the discord maybe? Can I send pics of the hotdog sitting on my butt or is that too outside the box?
Dammit Brockway! I just spent sixty bucks on Michelle Yeoh movies to bribe my wife into not sending you pictures of her butt on a hot dog. I’ll admit I’m excited to see Heroic Trio as well, but please be careful with how you use your persuasive powers in the future.
> record scratch, did I just say TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN!? I thought you found this website on a 3.5ā³ disc clutched in the unidentified hand of a Hot Rod Lady.
I worked on the GoDaddy Web Design Team. I assure you that at this very moment some poor bastard is fielding an angry demand to add a hit counter to a bottom of somebody’s website, and change all the text to Cosmic Sans [sic].
Should’ve been called Hot Rods & Hot Broads, Randy, you idiot.
It’s almost cute how hard Randy works to convince us that he’s not perving on these women, but celebrating the love of cars that he shares with them (because women can like things now, haven’t you heard?).
It’s like how we geeks insist it’s not at all creepy to ogle women in tight/revealing outfits if they’re dressed like our favorite sci-fi/high fantasy/comic book characters.
We’re not pigs…we’re “appreciative fans”.
Essentially, “Classic Cars and Women” is Boomer Cosplay.