6 replies on “Learning Day: The Chuck E. Cheese Archives”
I learned several pizza-making techniques from the Chuck E. Cheese archival videos of training vids, enough that I had about half the techniques for Pizza Hut down before I started working there. Thank you, Chuck E. Cheese Archives.
i know this will be answered by the future article/stageplay/animated remake of the stageplay, but also i am wildly curious about what butthole surgery is and i refuse to google it
Butthole surgery is a spectrum (this joke’s references Swaim’s line about jokes aging into hokiness).
Lest anyone blame the fansite, that is an absolutely correct spelling of the town of Phenix City, Alabama. I used to live not too far from there, and the closest I’ve ever come to getting involved in politics was when I seriously considered running for city council on a platform of “let’s just add a damned ‘O’ already.”
Easily the second most oddly named city in the state. (The most oddly named town in Alabama is Zebulon, which I saw signs for but never visited because, like, it’s a 100% chance that is actually an alien colony, right? I mean, jesus, aliens, fire your research guy if he said that would be inconspicuous.)
Little bit of trivia: it was originally called Phenix Hey Guys Is That Right Could Someone Please Look It Up Before We File The Charter City, but when the interstate came through they had to change it because it wouldn’t fit on the signs.
One, I had my 18th birthday at the Peoria Illinois Chuck E. Cheese’s and I had a marvelous time. My friends and I ironically enjoyed the animatronic stage show and unironically enjoyed the arcade, which was the last best one in town. Even now, in St. Louis, the Chuck E. Cheese (that is still open here!) has the best assortment of cabinet gaming that isn’t 3 bucks per play of something shitty at the movie theaters. Two, I feel like it’s a comedy given that CEC pizza is bad, but I remember always liking it, and I had it this summer and still liked it… am I crazy? There’s a lot of shitty pizza I don’t like, I hate Papa John’s… but I think CEC is great for the price and experience of eating it with your kids in between cheap arcade gaming. This has been my defense of all things CEC.
6 replies on “Learning Day: The Chuck E. Cheese Archives”
I learned several pizza-making techniques from the Chuck E. Cheese archival videos of training vids, enough that I had about half the techniques for Pizza Hut down before I started working there. Thank you, Chuck E. Cheese Archives.
i know this will be answered by the future article/stageplay/animated remake of the stageplay, but also i am wildly curious about what butthole surgery is and i refuse to google it
Butthole surgery is a spectrum (this joke’s references Swaim’s line about jokes aging into hokiness).
Lest anyone blame the fansite, that is an absolutely correct spelling of the town of Phenix City, Alabama. I used to live not too far from there, and the closest I’ve ever come to getting involved in politics was when I seriously considered running for city council on a platform of “let’s just add a damned ‘O’ already.”
Easily the second most oddly named city in the state. (The most oddly named town in Alabama is Zebulon, which I saw signs for but never visited because, like, it’s a 100% chance that is actually an alien colony, right? I mean, jesus, aliens, fire your research guy if he said that would be inconspicuous.)
Little bit of trivia: it was originally called Phenix Hey Guys Is That Right Could Someone Please Look It Up Before We File The Charter City, but when the interstate came through they had to change it because it wouldn’t fit on the signs.
One, I had my 18th birthday at the Peoria Illinois Chuck E. Cheese’s and I had a marvelous time. My friends and I ironically enjoyed the animatronic stage show and unironically enjoyed the arcade, which was the last best one in town. Even now, in St. Louis, the Chuck E. Cheese (that is still open here!) has the best assortment of cabinet gaming that isn’t 3 bucks per play of something shitty at the movie theaters. Two, I feel like it’s a comedy given that CEC pizza is bad, but I remember always liking it, and I had it this summer and still liked it… am I crazy? There’s a lot of shitty pizza I don’t like, I hate Papa John’s… but I think CEC is great for the price and experience of eating it with your kids in between cheap arcade gaming. This has been my defense of all things CEC.