Confuse your friends and anger your foes with our newest shirt, showcasing a wonderful catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension!
At least pretend you have a choice in the matter. Give yourself a little agency here. The cursed objects have already chosen you, so buy the shirt and be prepared for whatever comes your way.
One reply on “Hot Dog Store: Cursed Artifacts Shirt”
I am deeply touched and existentially terrified that the Elder Gods of the Wrong Dimension have chosen me to be their Emissary and display their accursed iconography upon my person.
Once I acquire the filthy lucre necessary to facilitate this unholy transaction, the ritual will be complete, and I will become as a signal fire of the coming undoing of all that is…
In other words: Cool shirt. Will buy soon.