I love this cybertruck dad teaching his daughter to nail a board to the floor in the middle of an undamaged room. Y’know, “building houses”. It’s a perfect metaphor.
With roofing nails, apparently. Just a perfect illustration of “this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing or even how to ask for help”.
I saw one of those things the other day! It looked like it came straight out of an Atari Jaguar game.
The phrase every defense lawyer loves to see “Alright! This case isn’t completely hopeless. We might get a couple of years off the sentence for time served!”
As someone who drives a funny looking car, (Smart ForTwo)…Cybertruck owners can still get bent. This is the 2024 version of the H2. Though it was funnier to park next to because there was a chance their car was the same color as mine.
“The Cybertruck is built like a Hot Wheels toy…”
In what universe is this a GOOD thing?
This is a burn I would expect to hear on the Daily Show, or from a progressive blogger trashing Musk…but no, apparently this is a selling point.
EVEN if what they’re trying to say is a good thing, this is just about the worst way they could have phrased it.
If you’re trying to sell me on this vehicle, especially if supposedly it’s designed to survive the zombie apocalypse, perhaps it’s not a wise choice to compare its manufacturing process to that of a child’s toy.
All that being said, the Cybertruck makes me sad😢
Because take away its myriad design flaws, and its megalomaniacal designer, and I think it’s actually pretty rad–from a purely aesthetic perspective.
Which is amusing when you consider that this whole book was designed as a counter-argument against those who reject the Cybertruck just for its appearance…
…and as far as I’m concerned, appearance was the only thing it had going for it 😂
If Eelong Muskox ever finds this site it will because of this article. As he only goes on sites that talk about him
That’s completely unfair.
He also goes on sites that make the same joke about trans people over and over.
All sites that does are sites that talk about how much they want to kiss his arse
“Project White Star”
Sounds like somebody got ahold of my Babylon 5 fanfic…
was kinda disappointed the illustrator drew a loaf of bread like that
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I love this cybertruck dad teaching his daughter to nail a board to the floor in the middle of an undamaged room. Y’know, “building houses”. It’s a perfect metaphor.
With roofing nails, apparently. Just a perfect illustration of “this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing or even how to ask for help”.
I saw one of those things the other day! It looked like it came straight out of an Atari Jaguar game.
Specifically, Aircars: http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm13.htm
Or Club Drive:
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/egm02.htm
“The marks were temporary-ish.”
The phrase every defense lawyer loves to see “Alright! This case isn’t completely hopeless. We might get a couple of years off the sentence for time served!”
As someone who drives a funny looking car, (Smart ForTwo)…Cybertruck owners can still get bent. This is the 2024 version of the H2. Though it was funnier to park next to because there was a chance their car was the same color as mine.
“The Cybertruck is built like a Hot Wheels toy…”
In what universe is this a GOOD thing?
This is a burn I would expect to hear on the Daily Show, or from a progressive blogger trashing Musk…but no, apparently this is a selling point.
EVEN if what they’re trying to say is a good thing, this is just about the worst way they could have phrased it.
If you’re trying to sell me on this vehicle, especially if supposedly it’s designed to survive the zombie apocalypse, perhaps it’s not a wise choice to compare its manufacturing process to that of a child’s toy.
All that being said, the Cybertruck makes me sad😢
Because take away its myriad design flaws, and its megalomaniacal designer, and I think it’s actually pretty rad–from a purely aesthetic perspective.
Which is amusing when you consider that this whole book was designed as a counter-argument against those who reject the Cybertruck just for its appearance…
…and as far as I’m concerned, appearance was the only thing it had going for it 😂
If Eelong Muskox ever finds this site it will because of this article. As he only goes on sites that talk about him
That’s completely unfair.
He also goes on sites that make the same joke about trans people over and over.
All sites that does are sites that talk about how much they want to kiss his arse
“Project White Star”
Sounds like somebody got ahold of my Babylon 5 fanfic…
was kinda disappointed the illustrator drew a loaf of bread like that