8 replies on “Upsetting Day: 101 Ways to Get Back At Your Ex”
People, I don’t care about the value: DO NOT USE SEX TOYS SENT TO YOU AT WORK BY A SPURNED LOVER.
Great, now you tell me. Where were you last Thursday, when I could still show my face in the office AND the emergency room without people giggling?
I’m struggling to think what my ex could possibly do to me such that I could boil their beloved pet bunny and not think, “hey maybe I’m being a bit of a dick here. Maybe I’m not the coolest guy in this scenario.”
Then again I’m currently in bed while my pet bunny of eight years is attempting to trample because his breakfast is eleven minutes late, so maybe I’m biased.
I’d be willing to extrapolate from this that boiling a cat, lizard or parakeet would also be seriously uncool, and so would putting an animal into a toaster oven or George Foreman Grill.
I think the furthest you can go is passively agressively delaying an answer about when you’ll return their favorite T shirt, and pretty much anything else is just not worth the effort.
For a joke revenge book this is lazily done. If you’re going to make a joke revenge book you have to go both all the way and over the top for it to work. Make a chapter about demon summoning, one about which dark gods to pray to and how to do so, and how to attach the worst aliens to get taken by. Otherwise you just get a lazy list like this book seem to be
Honestly this might be the lowest-effort artefact 1900hotdog has ever discovered. A list of 100 shitty things to do; they don’t have to be possible; they don’t have to be funny. What’s that? Three hours’ work, tops? Fuck this thing.
Agreed. This is a free-association notebook of revenge fantasies from an unpleasant woman who can’t decide if she wants to punish her paramour, or terrify him into staying with her forever…
…rebranded as humor, making it fail in both directions simultaneously.
Lydia, I love that your first impulse was to make a Dune reference in reaction to the sand-filled briefcase🥰
Especially when, from a sci-fi geek’s perspective, the situation practically screamed for an Anakin Skywalker joke.
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8 replies on “Upsetting Day: 101 Ways to Get Back At Your Ex”
People, I don’t care about the value: DO NOT USE SEX TOYS SENT TO YOU AT WORK BY A SPURNED LOVER.
Great, now you tell me. Where were you last Thursday, when I could still show my face in the office AND the emergency room without people giggling?
I’m struggling to think what my ex could possibly do to me such that I could boil their beloved pet bunny and not think, “hey maybe I’m being a bit of a dick here. Maybe I’m not the coolest guy in this scenario.”
Then again I’m currently in bed while my pet bunny of eight years is attempting to trample because his breakfast is eleven minutes late, so maybe I’m biased.
I’d be willing to extrapolate from this that boiling a cat, lizard or parakeet would also be seriously uncool, and so would putting an animal into a toaster oven or George Foreman Grill.
I think the furthest you can go is passively agressively delaying an answer about when you’ll return their favorite T shirt, and pretty much anything else is just not worth the effort.
For a joke revenge book this is lazily done. If you’re going to make a joke revenge book you have to go both all the way and over the top for it to work. Make a chapter about demon summoning, one about which dark gods to pray to and how to do so, and how to attach the worst aliens to get taken by. Otherwise you just get a lazy list like this book seem to be
Honestly this might be the lowest-effort artefact 1900hotdog has ever discovered. A list of 100 shitty things to do; they don’t have to be possible; they don’t have to be funny. What’s that? Three hours’ work, tops? Fuck this thing.
Agreed. This is a free-association notebook of revenge fantasies from an unpleasant woman who can’t decide if she wants to punish her paramour, or terrify him into staying with her forever…
…rebranded as humor, making it fail in both directions simultaneously.
Lydia, I love that your first impulse was to make a Dune reference in reaction to the sand-filled briefcase🥰
Especially when, from a sci-fi geek’s perspective, the situation practically screamed for an Anakin Skywalker joke.