im eating yogurt and had to stop reading bc i was disgusted by this man’s writing. its like being at your birthday but yr mom hired a clown to explain puberty For Everyone
I’m not even eating yogurt but I tapped out somewhere around the tequila shot and skipped to the end.
It’s definitely, uh, unique.
I once received a similar book as a prank gift. It was called “Cooking with Cum”. This was in 2012. Perhaps there was some semen-eating fad in the early 2010s?
Yeah, I wonder what percentage of Paul’s sales are gag gifts (pun half-intended). Something pretty close to 100% I’d imagine. It’s tempting to think that this is a joke product designed to profit from gag gift purchases but as Sean insightfully points out the FAQ entry about animal semen is the smoking gun that this is an entirely sincere fetish thing for the author.
I hope we see Semen Cosmetics some day. I need to see the end of the Fotie Saga.
Assuming Mr. Photenhauer is 100% sincere about his passion for finding multiple, non-reproductive uses for sponge, the existence of his work DOES serve one useful purpose:
Left of center social progressives like me tend to rather immodestly assert that anything sexual is 100% moral and ethical as long as it involves fully-informed consenting legal adults, and to judge anything that meets this requirement as wrong or perverse is nothing but prejudice and hypocrisy.
That’s all well and good…
…until you have to contend with Tequila Cum Shots.
I WANT to tell inseminated cocktail enthusiasts that I’m sorry if I find their proclivities disgusting…but I’m not. Not in the least.
This shit is revolting and perverse, and I don’t care if that makes me a judgemental, prudish hypocrite.
Goddamn autocorrect!
“sponge” was supposed to be “spooge”…
Where’s that edit button, Patreon?😝
I can fix my comments on almost every other website, and I don’t have to pay for them 😕
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to add cream to coffee ever again and not think of this. or milk into tea or cereal. or load into my mojito. fuck. congratulations Sean, you managed to find something so perverse it completely broke my brain.
Imagine if Paul cooperated on a cookbook with one of those insect recipe people. The number of people who would hate that would exceed the human population. Anti-humans would be pulled out of the void just to hate it as they plummeted towards Earth, leaving craters gleaming with colors that would make the back of your eyeballs itch.
Also, Daikichi Amano would go “Huh? Semen and insect bowls? Guys, I already did that in the 90s. Keep up, wouldya”
It’s deceptively simple, as Seanbaby pointed out by citing the author’s position on non-human semen:
Either this kind of thing is how you get your jollies, or it isn’t…and if it doesn’t get you off, there is no way stockpiling semen for culinary and mixology related reasons is worth the time and trouble…whether you are using your own semen or have somehow convinced one or more volunteers to “contribute”. Either way, the only possible way this could be worth it is if it’s a fetish: I can’t say from experience, but I SINCERELY doubt semen is so remarkably nutritious/delectable that people without a jizz-eating kink would be interested in it purely for food value.
If that’s really what Photenhauer wants us to believe, then why stop at semen? The human body secretes all sorts of things that I’m sure an imaginative food pervert could incorporate into recipes. Don’t forget his opening justification: how we eat dairy and eggs which may as well be chugging spooge as far as Fotie is concerned.
Frankly, I don’t care if you consume semen…either as part of a gourmet meal, an expensive cocktail, or, shall we say, “a la carte”–but if you do, pick a lane😜 A writer who was open about the sexual aspect of this “practice” would actually sound significantly LESS crazy and disgusting than Photenhauer does.
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Rickard Gagnér also translates to “Dick Win”.
im eating yogurt and had to stop reading bc i was disgusted by this man’s writing. its like being at your birthday but yr mom hired a clown to explain puberty For Everyone
I’m not even eating yogurt but I tapped out somewhere around the tequila shot and skipped to the end.
It’s definitely, uh, unique.
I once received a similar book as a prank gift. It was called “Cooking with Cum”. This was in 2012. Perhaps there was some semen-eating fad in the early 2010s?
Yeah, I wonder what percentage of Paul’s sales are gag gifts (pun half-intended). Something pretty close to 100% I’d imagine. It’s tempting to think that this is a joke product designed to profit from gag gift purchases but as Sean insightfully points out the FAQ entry about animal semen is the smoking gun that this is an entirely sincere fetish thing for the author.
I hope we see Semen Cosmetics some day. I need to see the end of the Fotie Saga.
Assuming Mr. Photenhauer is 100% sincere about his passion for finding multiple, non-reproductive uses for sponge, the existence of his work DOES serve one useful purpose:
Left of center social progressives like me tend to rather immodestly assert that anything sexual is 100% moral and ethical as long as it involves fully-informed consenting legal adults, and to judge anything that meets this requirement as wrong or perverse is nothing but prejudice and hypocrisy.
That’s all well and good…
…until you have to contend with Tequila Cum Shots.
I WANT to tell inseminated cocktail enthusiasts that I’m sorry if I find their proclivities disgusting…but I’m not. Not in the least.
This shit is revolting and perverse, and I don’t care if that makes me a judgemental, prudish hypocrite.
Goddamn autocorrect!
“sponge” was supposed to be “spooge”…
Where’s that edit button, Patreon?😝
I can fix my comments on almost every other website, and I don’t have to pay for them 😕
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to add cream to coffee ever again and not think of this. or milk into tea or cereal. or load into my mojito. fuck. congratulations Sean, you managed to find something so perverse it completely broke my brain.
Imagine if Paul cooperated on a cookbook with one of those insect recipe people. The number of people who would hate that would exceed the human population. Anti-humans would be pulled out of the void just to hate it as they plummeted towards Earth, leaving craters gleaming with colors that would make the back of your eyeballs itch.
Also, Daikichi Amano would go “Huh? Semen and insect bowls? Guys, I already did that in the 90s. Keep up, wouldya”
It’s deceptively simple, as Seanbaby pointed out by citing the author’s position on non-human semen:
Either this kind of thing is how you get your jollies, or it isn’t…and if it doesn’t get you off, there is no way stockpiling semen for culinary and mixology related reasons is worth the time and trouble…whether you are using your own semen or have somehow convinced one or more volunteers to “contribute”. Either way, the only possible way this could be worth it is if it’s a fetish: I can’t say from experience, but I SINCERELY doubt semen is so remarkably nutritious/delectable that people without a jizz-eating kink would be interested in it purely for food value.
If that’s really what Photenhauer wants us to believe, then why stop at semen? The human body secretes all sorts of things that I’m sure an imaginative food pervert could incorporate into recipes. Don’t forget his opening justification: how we eat dairy and eggs which may as well be chugging spooge as far as Fotie is concerned.
Frankly, I don’t care if you consume semen…either as part of a gourmet meal, an expensive cocktail, or, shall we say, “a la carte”–but if you do, pick a lane😜 A writer who was open about the sexual aspect of this “practice” would actually sound significantly LESS crazy and disgusting than Photenhauer does.