We have a lot of different days here at 1-900-HOTDOG, but every day is Upsetting Day. That’s why we have the different wieners.
No matter if you are in the mood to nerd, fight, learn, or fuck, we’ve got ‘em on this shirt.
And you know we’ve got this thing in a women’s style cut for you. Don’t even sweat it.
But if you do want to sweat it, I’ve got the hoodie of your dreams right here.
I hope you like it, we made it just for you. Yes, I’m talking directly you Michael.
Man, when someone named Michael reads this it is gonna freak them out.