He looks like they tried to make a medical model displaying every kind of hernia at once.
He looks like a He-Man villain designed by Orko.
He looks like the result of five simultaneous teleporter accidents.
He looks like a scrotum filled with pornhub comments.
He looks like the lovechild of Donald Trump and Prince Andrew.
He looks like a pedophile’s pedophile.
He looks like the Colonel Sanders for every chicken place that gives you food poisoning.
He looks like how norovirus feels.
He looks like Elon Musk’s sleep paralysis demon.
He looks like he has a loyalty card for Epstein Island.
This was amazing!! I’m sorry I missed it! I really want to throw mine in, too. I don’t care how late I am.
He looks like a member of the Pig God cult Lovecraft would’ve written about if The Shadow Over Innsmouth had been set in Appalachia instead of New England.
I don’t see any reason not to carry this spite with us into the future.
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He looks like they tried to make a medical model displaying every kind of hernia at once.
He looks like a He-Man villain designed by Orko.
He looks like the result of five simultaneous teleporter accidents.
He looks like a scrotum filled with pornhub comments.
He looks like the lovechild of Donald Trump and Prince Andrew.
He looks like a pedophile’s pedophile.
He looks like the Colonel Sanders for every chicken place that gives you food poisoning.
He looks like how norovirus feels.
He looks like Elon Musk’s sleep paralysis demon.
He looks like he has a loyalty card for Epstein Island.
This was amazing!! I’m sorry I missed it! I really want to throw mine in, too. I don’t care how late I am.
He looks like a member of the Pig God cult Lovecraft would’ve written about if The Shadow Over Innsmouth had been set in Appalachia instead of New England.
I don’t see any reason not to carry this spite with us into the future.