Hot Dog Store: The Catalog of Cursed Artifacts

Have you seen our catalog of cursed artifacts? The real one, I mean. No? Shit.

Well, in the meantime, why don’t you check out our cool Catalog of Cursed Artifacts shirt!

It comes in eight different colors, including one called OXBLOOD BLACK, which I think is this sort of dried blood color for some reason?

So, you know, you got options. Freaky options, but options!

We also have it in a women’s style cut, if that’s more your thing.

If you thought the eight colors with dried blood options shirt was impressive, this style comes in twelve different non-blood-based color varieties.

It won’t protect you from the horrors that are bound to head our way now, but it will cover your torso, and that’s a guarantee.

“But Hot Dog Store,” you say aloud to your phone while you read this in the bathroom, “I have enough shirts! Don’t you have options for those of us with fully covered torsos?”

Of course I do! I have everything! Check it out, we have The Catalog of Cursed Artifacts available as a poster. And not just any poster, we are talking about 16 by 20 inches of high quality 10.3 mil, 189 g/m² Japanese paper with an ISO brightness of 104% and a 94% opacity. Hang on, because I need a cigarette after typing that out.

This thing is beautiful. It’s thick, it’s bright, and it can double as a lap mat in a pinch.

Not gonna spill any of that clam chowder today. Not a drop. So get one while you can; worst-case scenario, you protect your pants from perpetual chowder spills. It’s win-win!