Do you find it hard trying to explain what goes on here to the people in your life? Let’s make it a little bit easier for you with our CATALOG OF CURSED ARTIFACTS!
Oh yeah, that thing is beautiful.
We have our Catalog of Cursed Artifacts available as a nice 16”x20” poster. Not the whole thing, just the front. But that should be more than enough to distract the people in your home as you corner them, explaining in an unstopping breathless torrent of words, spittle, and wild gesticulations exactly why Bernarr Macfadden’s legal mating contract lead the groundwork for the events that would lead to Perry using his real baby muscles to fight real adult snitches.
How else are you going to learn to talk to people?
Maybe you want to take your show on the road though, walking through the streets pointing at your cool women’s style cut shirt with the Catalog of Cursed Artifacts right there on it. “Listen to me, there is this book about having sex in the afterlife, it is not fiction.” you’ll say, and people will stop and hear to your words because your shirt intrigues them and makes them look to you as a keeper of cursed knowledge.
The shirt also comes in 12 different colors.
And if you want it in a classic cut, we can get that to you, too. You can wear it in court while you try to explain sissyneck and the Kitty Kama Sutra. It’ll save a lot of time, and you probably won’t even need a lawyer!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Our first PoxCo Vaults Exclusive shirt is now available! What’re the PoxCo Vaults you ask?
Well, Brockway outlined it a bit here in his post, but I totally understand if you only read the store posts and missed it.
The $20 Patreon supporters will “get an exclusive at-cost store, the PoxCo Vaults. All of our retired designs, our limited run shirts, our milestone celebration art – it all lives here forever, for you, at the cheapest price we can list. We make no money off of these sales, and therefore take no liability for what happens to you when you wear these things in public. This store will also update monthly with new designs too insider, too weird, or too vile for mass market appeal. Just like you!”
If you should have access, but can’t seem to see the Vaults, log in on an article and then explore the shop. You’ll find it.
Anyway, yeah, our first exclusive shirt! If you can buy this shirt, you already know what it is, and I’m not going to explain it!
Also due to printing errors, some shirts may have a fatal deviation.
11 Different color options on 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), the same quality you know and love from all of our other shirts. So go check out the vaults, read Brockway’s article, buy a shirt, and learn what new Discord abilities you have.