Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.
Are you ready?
WHAAAAT? NO WAY!
Yes way. Boom, women’s style cut shirts available right now in our shop for you to buy, today.
You need the classic style shirt? Check this out
It’s real, baby! And it is available right now! Our classic style shirt that you know and love, now with all the SEANBABIES on it. I don’t know if I am supposed to type it in all caps, but that’s how it looks from here so SEANBABIES it is!
I can think of 1000 ways to have fun wearing one of our awesome tank tops. I bet if I had this, I could think of at least one more.
Oh, wait, just thought of one!
Getting this incredible illustration on one of our super cool thick paper prints! You get 24 by 36 full inches of TIDBITS fun, anywhere you decide to put it!
Look, you can get one Pre-owned Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cheerleader Buffy action figure thing, where she is clearly disappointed in your purchase, or, you can get four of these posters where these SEANBABIES are totally stoked about everything.
That’s 20 SEANBABIES. I don’t think you can handle that many, like I think it might be illegal?
Whatever, laws are for dorks, buy as many posters as you can, that’d show us!
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I have the Seanbaby Tidbits theme playing in my head on loop now. Thank you and fuck you for this curse.