Wow, hard to believe it’s been 38 years already. But I want to take you back a bit, back to a very special moment. A simpler time, one where all you needed was a motorcycle, a harpoon gun, and a sick ass tattoo of a hot dog. That’s right, today we are celebrating the Year 2 Dogg Cru.
Own a piece of momentous history in three different styles available in our shop, right now.
Our classic shirt is available for you in red, white, and athletic heather. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and the Heather color contains polyester. It’s pre-shrunk, and super comfy.
Come on, what else are you going to spend that money on, MORE cheezy ranch?
You have enough cheezy ranch at home. What you don’t have is a shirt commemorating the year 2 dogg cru, and you can fix that very easily.
C’mon, make the right choice.
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This article may end up selling more Cheezy Ranch than t-shirts.
I didn’t even know Cheezy Ranch was a thing until I read this, and I know now there will be a yawning void in my soul until I buy some.