Hot Dog Store: 8-Bit Hot Dogs plus What’s in the Vault??

This ain’t some two-bit shirt, this here is all eight…

Assorted weights and torments.

This week let’s take it back to halcyon days, back when things were super chill. You’d wake up at 10, skateboard down to the arcade, pop a few quarters in the machine, and Zeus would kill your husband while he was at sea.

You know what I’m talking about. That’s right, 8-Bit Hot Dogs! Look at them all in their little pixel glory. Wonderful. And you can even buy player 1 and player 2 versions of the shirt in blue and red. I’m sure there are other colors too, but c’mon, classic red vs blue.

And for those cold mornings when you hurl yourself into the sea to be with your dead husband again, we’ve got that hoodie!

It’s available in five colors, but I suggest the light blue option, because it really brings out the color in my eyes. Pick one up and see if it does the same for you!

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What awaits you in the vault this week? Let’s pop on those PoxCo X-Ray Specs and find out! If you get a headache or brain bleed, it just means the X-Rays are working!

Could it be? Are the legends true?

It is! It’s all true! Back in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, we made this fuckin’ shirt, and it’s available in the PoxCo Vaults right now in nine different colors.

Make sure you are logged into the site with your patreon account to view all the items in the vault, and hop on the discord if you have a suggestion for something you’d like to see!

That’s it this week, who knows what I’ll have for you next time.