It’s another Store Post Saturday, and this one comes with real Nitrate-Blasting action!
That’s right, this week we’ve got a brand new shirt, the Hot Dog Action Figure! Incredibly strange timing with current internet fads, but I assure you this has nothing to do with that, and was created by a real human artist.
Look at him there, he’s got his uzi and bowie knife, just like in the movies! He even comes with ninja stars and telephone power.
The shirt is available in eight different colors, and is on our usual stock of super comfy pre-shrunk cotton shirts. So if you have one of our other shirts, you know what kind of quality you are getting yourself into. And if you don’t have one of our other shirts, hey check it out, we sell shirts!
Last week we didn’t look in the vault, and that’s on me. I got one look at those pint glasses and forgot everything else. So how about I make it up to you by showing you something neat.
Let’s get this thing open here, and…
Oh yeah, this one is a beauty. You know what they say: the game may die, the shirt never will. This incredible piece of history is available in twelve different colors, and can be yours if you find it in the vault.
Ok, I have to close it back up for now, I don’t want a repeat of Wiener Fight Island on my soul.