Look I know this isn’t the point At All but now I’m forced to wonder how an absorbent dildo works. Does it have holes? Is it a sponge? Thus far this morning I haven’t found the drive to answer those questions but the day is long and my curiosity a ravenous beast.
Don’t. Do NOT look into it.
Thanks for taking that bullet for us 🫡
That must have been a harrowing six hours.
This way easier than toy boat toy boat toy boit
Wait
Toy boat toy bont
Fuck
Toy boat toy boat today boat
…
You know, I can’t stop thinking about the shelf life? Was that taken into account too? What about scent? Is there a menstrual variant sold around Halloween? I have so many unanswered questions for something I’m entirely certain was a scam.
I manage an adult “toy store”, and I’ve been sitting here trying to conjure what in the actual F a “fluid-absorbing dildo” would be. My brain has decided on the answer “treehouse”, followed by a 404 error.
Even if the mythical +1 Dildo of Absorption were really a thing, an extremely ill-advised Google search leads me to believe that such a device would be an inefficient means of harvesting feminine goo.
I’m not going to explain–if you’re biologically female I shouldn’t have to, and if you’re male? Take my word for it when I say you really don’t want to know 😵💫
Ignore me; this is just a test of a very excellent lock master’s work
For sale: my eyes. Parts only.
Dudes that bought this were also very into the “Cocaine” energy drink
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Look I know this isn’t the point At All but now I’m forced to wonder how an absorbent dildo works. Does it have holes? Is it a sponge? Thus far this morning I haven’t found the drive to answer those questions but the day is long and my curiosity a ravenous beast.
Don’t. Do NOT look into it.
Thanks for taking that bullet for us 🫡
That must have been a harrowing six hours.
This way easier than toy boat toy boat toy boit
Wait
Toy boat toy bont
Fuck
Toy boat toy boat today boat
…
You know, I can’t stop thinking about the shelf life? Was that taken into account too? What about scent? Is there a menstrual variant sold around Halloween? I have so many unanswered questions for something I’m entirely certain was a scam.
I manage an adult “toy store”, and I’ve been sitting here trying to conjure what in the actual F a “fluid-absorbing dildo” would be. My brain has decided on the answer “treehouse”, followed by a 404 error.
Even if the mythical +1 Dildo of Absorption were really a thing, an extremely ill-advised Google search leads me to believe that such a device would be an inefficient means of harvesting feminine goo.
I’m not going to explain–if you’re biologically female I shouldn’t have to, and if you’re male? Take my word for it when I say you really don’t want to know 😵💫
Ignore me; this is just a test of a very excellent lock master’s work
For sale: my eyes. Parts only.
Dudes that bought this were also very into the “Cocaine” energy drink