Roll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
This week we’ve got a brand new BIGFEETS design for you. Imagine the look on your coworkers faces when you roll into the office with this display of incredible heroism adorning your shirt. Ok, now stop imagining it and check it out:
Jason, Seanbaby, and Brockway are with you anywhere you go when you are wearing one of our Classic Cut Shirts. You are an adventuring party of one, and aren’t afraid of any encounter. I’d say your peers would weep with envy, but when you are wearing one of these you are absolutely peerless.
And of course we have it in our women’s cut as well. The classic comfy shirt you know and love now available with incredible sasquatch punching action. The image has sasquatch punching action, I don’t think the shirt has any special sasquatch fighting abilities, but I mean I haven’t tested it yet. Tell you what, pick one up, fight a sasquatch, and report back.
And don’t forget this incredible fever dream van mural is available as an 18”x24” poster. Buy it and put it on the wall opposite your door. Make everyone who enters your home confront it, and in doing so, their own flaws and insecurities. They will never be as cool as you, but they are lucky to be in the presence of your poster, so it basically evens out.
LET’S PEEK IN THE VAULT, SHALL WE?
Ah, what’s this? Why it’s a modern classic!
Do you remember Ape Week? Did you go ape?
Legally you don’t have to answer that question and you probably shouldn’t. But you can still showcase your love for the week that never ended in our beautiful Ape Week shirt. Available only in the secret vault, now is your chance to get in on some simian shirt silliness. As always, I’m not going to tell you how to get into the secret vault, because it’s a secret. It’s nothing personal, just business.
Ape Business.