Oh hell yeah, they told me I get to talk about my favorite stuff this week, and that means I’m talkin
I love our posters. That tasteful thickness, the professional looking ISO brightness and opacity, that high quality Japanese paper. I always say you need to cover your entire homes with these things, but you know what? That’s too narrow minded. I’ve got some new ideas for you today.
This is our 18”x18” Assembled Dogs poster, which has the incredible prestige of being our only square poster we offer. Look how good it blends in, even in the swankiest of hotel bathrooms. Imagine what it could do for your bathroom!
Our next poster is our 24” x 36” Hot Dogs vs. Lava Apes. A work of pure art that I think we should all use to cover up those annoying signs people put on traffic signs. Wouldn’t you rather see Brockway and Seanbaby going toe to toe with apes every day while waiting at that red light, rather than advertising for some dork who flips houses?
Seanbaby’s Tidbits Babies Poster is 24 by 36 inches of pure delight, just like the real Seanbaby! Instantly turn any weird and uninviting liminal space into one of wonder and awe with 1001 ways to have fun. It’s always a party when the Seanbabies are around!
Our 16”x20” Catalog of Cursed Artifacts poster wouldn’t look out of place along any creepy deserted and ominously foggy highway. So it should easily fit right in with the style you’ve cultivated for your own home!
Coming in at a solid 20 by 30 inches, our Crisis On Infinite Berks poster is exactly what you need to lure people into what is obviously a trap set by cannibals. They won’t be able to resist the incredible action going on and then bam, you’ve got dinner in the bag.
At 18”x24”, the Sgt. Bigfeet’s Lonely AIMS Team Band poster is the perfect size to put on the door of your custom painted mechanic bigfoot van. But don’t think it only goes with custom painted mechanic bigfoot vans, it also compliments any custom painted mechanic bigfoot mural, be it on a wall, a van, or even somehow in the stars above. I don’t know how you did it, but don’t half-ass it and skimp out on the poster after rearranging the heavens themselves.
And last but certainly not least, the incredible Bigfeets of Future Past poster. It is a whopping 24 inches by 36 inches, and I know we aren’t supposed to pick favorites when it comes to children or posters, but just like with my own children, the favorite is obvious. There is so much packed into the poster that it has to be seen up close to truly appreciate it. Everyone should buy one and put it on a mural of a dog pissing on a wall. This is how we heal America. This is how we heal the world.
That’s it for posters this week. 7 posters, 7 days, wow there is one for every day. That’s gotta be some kind of sign, right? You know what else is a sign? Posters.
Ha, got’em.
Anyway, what’s going on in the vault this week?
OH SHIT, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
BROCKWAY IS FUCKING SEANBABY UP!
NOW SEANBABY HAS THE UPPER HAND!
WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE?
The only way to decide is to buy a shirt. Victory is yours for the taking.
You can find these shirts and a bunch of other ridiculous merch in the secret PoxCo vault. I’m not gonna show you where it is though because that’s part of the adventure!