8-Bit hot dogs in assorted weights and torments. All yours!
Look at the little guys, so many of them, so charming and provocative.
We have it on our classic shirt. This is one of our classic, classic shirts so colors are limited, but you’ll be fine. That one you are looking at really compliments your eyes.
We also have it available on our hoodies. I think black and pink are the best options, but that’s just how I DDU-DU DDU-DU. But really, this looks great on any of the available colors. Brockway spends a lot of time looking at the different options when he puts a new item up in the shop. Not a bit, he makes sure he likes the way it lands on the fabric and checks to see how it looks against the color before adding things. So you know that there are no wrong choices. Thanks Brockway!
And our fancy glass pint glasses can also be your fancy glass pint glasses with little 8-Bit hot dog duders on them. Don’t forget to hand wash your hot dogs, as putting these in the dishwasher can lead to the graphics coming off. Also don’t put it in the microwave. Mom says it’ll explode. I don’t know if she is right, but I don’t want to take that chance.
I’m hearing a lot of weird chatter out there about Daddy hats or something? Everyone must be talking about one of our secret vault products.
That’s right, the only Daddy hat I know about, the Jimmy Jiggles Dad Hat. Available only in the secret vault!
Get your dad a hat he’ll never understand. This thing comes in sensible dad colors like stone and dark grey, but it also comes in red and camo to appeal to even the most hat wearing dads you know. It comes in a lovely pink to wear out on the golf course, or in navy to wear to the napping chair. Whatever activity your dad does, we have a hat color to match it.