You’ll never guess what today’s store post is about. Go ahead, guess. I’ll wait.
Did you guess? That’s right it’s all about pants mugs! Man, I practiced that for like an hour and still messed it up.
We have lots of awesome mugs available, a thieves dozen if you will. I’m gonna talk to you about my current three favorites though. We don’t have all day.
This is your brain on Hot Dog. This can be your coffee in Hot Dog. An incredible piece of art that we featured a few weeks ago is available in our wonderful dishwasher and microwave safe ceramic mugs. Look at that brain get absolutely demolished, right in his bits. I bet that smarts. hahahahahahahahahaha.
1 900 Hot Dog Pail Kids! Collect them all! There are two. They’re on this mug. This is a very simple game, and I hope you win. Oh shit, what if you boiled some ecto cooler and put it in this? Someone please do it and share a photo on discord. I will send you a prize. Prize has no value and is completely worthless, but I will 100% send you something. Oh yeah, the link to the mug. Buy it!
Don’t say his name. Don’t make eye contact. Do buy this mug and drink out of it. It is the closest you will ever be to drinking out of the skull of the greatest enemy mankind has ever known. And at the end of the day, isn’t that what humor website merchandise is all about?
Those are my top 3, but it is like trying to choose your favorite 3 children when you have 11 and don’t have a ketamine addiction. Do take the time to look at the rest. They are high quality mugs, and we add more all the time.
I heard something rumbling in the vault.
Hey, have you ever been on the discord? Have you asked them to show you the 1988 classic film Traxx? Just pop on in and say “Hey, we watchin’ Traxx today?”
This is a throwback to one of the first Meat Parties. There’s this movie that is quite the experience. I can’t even explain it. I think Brockway said it best, “There’s a sick sense of unease throughout the whole film. It’s funny in the way that a bear with his head stuck in a log is funny — it’s also sad, and might get loose and kill you at any moment.”
Anyway, I’m here to make a whole ass liar out of Brockway
It’s on sale in the vault for like $12-16 right now. Buy it and make Brockway regret ever trying to hide this from you. Make him weep as you post selfie after selfie of yourself in the self referencing Traxx shirt.