Learn the forbidden groin secrets of the east.
Are you ready to enter the dojo? Prove it!
Let the world know you are a registered lethal weapon trained by our in house master sensei team with the official 1900HOTDOG deadly martial arts techniques shirt. Learn up to six different groin based attacks that can be used in any* situation.
*groin based attacks may not be sufficient for bouncing barrooms. Please check with your local saloon samurai before attempting any advanced techniques.
The Hot Dog Dojo, or HODODOJO as nobody calls it, also offers the official 1900HOTDOG deadly martial arts techniques shirt in our women’s style cut. Because we all should be able to look our best when destroying the dangling dick of our enemy. When engaging in crotch combat. Going for a sacktown smackdown. Nailing that dong domination. Ok that was the last one.
Bologna boxing.
Anyway, does anyone else hear theme park music? It sounds like it’s coming from behind this giant steel door.
Oh lord the mascots have been freed!
Remember, no matter what happens, ne▓▒░ look for a giant foam head you can trust! And you can trust all of these mascots. They are your buddies and friends! Look at those approachable faces and unblinking eyes. You should buy a shirt and let us into your home. Wear the image of your friends every day. Show everyone how much you love your best friends. Because we love you!
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