IT’S SATURDAY! IT’S THE STOREPOST! IT’S A SEANBABY SATURDAY STOREPOST STOREPLOSION!
And by that I mean it’s time for another look at Seanbaby’s Seanbabies tidbits. Strap in and please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.
Let’s start this thing off by looking at the wonderful 24”x36” poster. This is the optimal way to view this piece of art, as it is printed on that tastefully thick Japanese paper, making sure those buns and brows are rendered in all of their glory. Look, he has himself some little maracas! Incredible.
But maybe you aren’t interested in the most optimal way to view the art, perhaps you want the most optimal way to wrap your body in tidbits goodness. That’s why we have it in both a classic cut and women’s cut version of our shirt. Ideal for putting around your torso and galavanting about.
But what about the discerning hotdogger who doesn’t care for sleeves? Fear not, because our seanbabies have ripped the sleeves off of several thousand shirts in the warehouse, and we call them TopTanks. They were Top Thanks, but then one of the seanbabies ate the H and wait I’m getting word that all of this is incorrect and they are called tank tops. That doesn’t sound right to me, but hey, when in Naples.
And to bring this thing full circle, there are two special shirts in the vault this week
OH SHIT, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
BROCKWAY IS FUCKING SEANBABY UP!
NOW SEANBABY HAS THE UPPER HAND!
WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE?
The only way to decide is to buy a shirt. Victory is yours for the taking.
You can find these shirts and a bunch of other ridiculous merch in the secret PoxCo vault. I’m not gonna show you where it is though because that’s part of the adventure!