The boyzz are back in townn!
The Mona Lisa, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Dogs Playing Poker. All incomparable asshole when viewed next to majesty that is The Dogg Boyzz.
A classic shirt, with style outside of time. Fashion is cyclical, but The Dogg Boyzz are eternal. You too can be eternal with the everlasting gaze of The Dogg Boyzz with you wherever you go.
Top any tank with the power of The Dogg Boyzz on your chest. The logo is fashionably set so you can turn this into a crop top with ease. Do it. DO IT NOW!
Get a Dogg up ya! With our handwash only pint glasses, everything your drink is imbued with the power of the Boyzz, and so are you. You lucky son of a gun.
Two mean mugs on your mug, now that’s one hell of a deal. I don’t have to be a wizard at math to know that every second you don’t have this mug is another thousand dollars you are losing out on. Potentially. I’m not sure how it works out, look just buy the mug.
I feel like a part of me is on the other side of this vault door. I should open it and see what’s going on.
Used to be a time where we were all Corey.
Some of you might remember when we were all Corey. Some of us still are Corey. Some of you are still Corey. Some of you will soon be Corey. Don’t worry though, you’ve always been Corey. We’ve always been. We will always be. There is nothing else beyond Corey, no worries or pains. No bills or sickness. Just Corey. Corey can procure this shirt in the vault when Corey has access. If Corey does not have access, Corey should attain access and acquire the shirt. Corey should purchase shirts for friends and family members who have not yet become Corey. This is what Corey would want.