You know him! You fear love him! That’s right, it is our unnamed mascot, JIMMY JIGGLES!
What a fun little guy, always hanging out representing that 1900HOTDOG Brand. Who knows how he came to be. The boys found him on that expedition to that one place that one time and haven’t been able to shake him yet.
So that’s why we went and slapped him on a whole bunch of merch! Look, here is some right now:
Your first option is a lovely shirt, available in six colors. These things are super soft and comfy, and they are pre-shrunk so you don’t have to worry about sizing issues.
And you know we have ceramic mugs in 11 and 15 ounce options. There are a whole bunch of colors available, and it’s cool because the inside and the handle have that pop of color, and it looks neat. Lead and BPA free, and dishwasher and microwave safe. Pop a couple hot dogs in this thing with some water, microwave it, and enjoy the finest hot dog tea in your finest hot dog mug.
Over in our hoodie section, we have five different colors of one of the softest and coziest hoodies around. And it has a big ol’ pocket!
Our women’s cut version of the shirt comes in 12 colors. That’s a dozen! That’s twice as many colors as something that only has six colors. Incredible!
And finally, our unnamed, unused Hot Dog mascot is available on a sweet 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton relaxed fit tanktop. Perfect for those days when you need to do stuff and wear a shirt but your arms get too warm so you don’t want them all covered up with cloth. Cold torsos and hot arms are a thing of the past!
Well, if you are sick of Jimmy, don’t worry, it’s not like he can get in the vault.
FUCK HE IS IN THE VAULT!
Be cool, don’t make eye contact with the Jimmy Jiggles Dad Hat available in way too many colors. Do not get your dad a hat he’ll never understand. SHIT WATCH OUT!
Don’t fall for the trap of this zip up hoodie. It has double doggz on the front but smack dab on the back BAM JIGGLES, BABY!
OH FUCK NOW YOU CAN BE THE GUY FROM DRIVE WITH THIS SICK ASS BOMBER JACKET, BUT ONLY WITH JIMMY AT THE WHEEL. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, I DIDN’T SEE THAT MOVIE. WAS IT GOOD? SORRY I DON’T MEAN TO YELL I AM JUST VERY STARTLED AND ALSO CURIOUS ABOUT IF THE FILM WAS GOOD. IS IT STREAMING ANYWHERE? I’LL HAVE TO BUY THE JACKET AND FIND OUT
One reply on “Hot Dog Store: Jimmy Jiggles Is Here For You”
I would buy so many clothes that my wife would hate from the store if yall had tall sizes.
Aren’t both you boys over 6 foot? You know the pain of being a premium dinner frank in a standard bun.