I don’t know if you saw this on monday but in case you didn’t, BRAND NEW BIGFEETS DESIGN HOLY SHIT LOOK AT IT!
This week we released the newest BIGFEETS masterpiece and it is available for purchase right this second.
Brett went hard on this one and I appreciate the hell out of it. You want it on a shirt? Right here buddy, click right here. I love this thing so much, and I know you will too.
It is available in our women’s style cut shirts as well, and looks just as good. Everything about this is the perfect version of what it could be, and you can wear it on your chest. How lucky for you!
One of my dogs got bit by a rattlesnake a bit back. It was a bad one, had neurotoxin and hemotoxin. Little guy was having seizures and stuff on the way to the hospital. I bring this up for one reason, and one reason alone: to get you to buy a poster.
UPDATE: because of all of the love for this poster, my dog has fully recovered and is back to cooking his little hot dog on the hot pavement because he is an idiot. That should be reason enough for you to buy an A1 – 23.3″ x 33.1″ size museum-quality poster of one of the greatest pieces of art ever created in the history of existence to put on your wall.
I hear some Irish martial arts in the vault. Quick, let’s peek inside!
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
The bad boy that got the vault started, back in stock for you, and you alone. You know him, you love him, it’s the Van Dang of Trim. Due to printing errors some shirts may have a fatal deviation.
Remember, vault items are fun hidden secrets and or punishments that are here for reasons unknown to us. And if you can find the vault, you can also request items to be locked away safely forever and for purchase. It is a dangerous game to play, because if you buy too much or not enough, we end up with crazy dick fight shirts. You gotta help find that line and guard it. Guard it real good.