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Hot Dog Store: The past is the future and the future the past

It’s been a while since we last featured the BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST, so let’s take a look.

Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. Look at how incredible this is, let’s zoom in and appreciate it fully.

A masterful, cursed creation. And now it’s also available in a women’s style cut!

But the fun doesn’t stop there:

It stops here, where you need to buy a poster of this and put it up on your wall where the photos of your loved ones used to be. They are nothing to you now.

Speaking of family meaning nothing to you now, let’s dive into the vault!

It is ANIME WEEK in the vaults! Hooray!

Anime Week was a mistake. Celebrate it with the official shirt! Behold the impossible physique of two incredible protags about to … well ok I don’t know if your parents had the talk with you yet, but when two anime characters really like the other’s power, they do a special dance and touch tips to become closer. Sometimes they dress up with earrings, sometimes they get turned into candy and swallowed. It doesn’t matter how, what matters is the trust between them and their ability to form a new powerful being that stars in so much erotic fanart that I am not allowed to access the internet at the library anymore.

I got off track there a little, but that’s the power of Anime Week!

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