There is some powerful magic happening in the vault. I apologize in advance as it seems to be messing with the fabric of reality.
1900HOTDOG PRESENTS – LAVA APES OF THE LOST DIAMOND CITY. The graphic so powerful it can only be put on one type of shirt in three colors and a poster.
But boy what a shirt it is. Look at the boys go, blasting their way out of the lost diamond city. Or was this when they blasted their way in? There was a lot of blasting, it is so hard to keep up with everything. Grab your shirt right here and wear it out there.
The only other way to contain the power of this graphic is in our 24”x36” poster on that high quality Japanese paper. Please do be careful when displaying this, as it has been known to make people flip out from envy and start wrecking the place. We are not liable for any riots you will cause.
It feels like there is something in the vault that wants its freedom. Well, who am I to keep it down?
Do yoga and eat right for Satan.
That’s right, this week in the Vault we are introducing Dreams of the Witch. The newest incredible piece by a cursed sorcerer, forced to create powerful objects that drain your sanity. You know the Vault gives as much as it takes, such is the balance we have brokered. So, step up and do your part, gather another cursed object and protect it in your home. Parade it around town to inoculate those unaware of the horrible things you’ve seen. Do this, in the name of the witch.