8 replies on “Upsetting Day – Sucker Punch, Round IV”
I deserved this. Bring it, let’s have a month of the Punch. A year. Let’s take it down the scaffolding and make Snyder regret nothing because this movie proves he’s incapable of shame.
You deserve love.
Dennard does not.
I seriously saw Sucker Punch on the Plex last night and thought yeah. Yeah. We’re all on the same wavelength. We all deserve love and also Sucker Punch in equal measure.
Zack definitely would insist on being called Sny-sama.
I’ve read 4 recaps of this film and I still don’t know who any of the human props are (calling them characters felt a bit strong) but I have learned that the blondest one with the pigtails is the main one. More importantly, I can hate this vicariously through Dennard without ever having to actually watch a Snyder film!
“It’s tough viewing, like watching Houdini meet a fan.”
See, this is why I love Dennard’s writing, it’s because of these small lines that hit you like a punch in the gut when you’re not ready.
I think Dennard might be this websites best writer.
Not to be the King of the Hill meme here, saying this would be the most crushing review Snyder ever read if he could read, but this takedown was like shooting the hat off his head with mean jokes that would go perfectly over his head.
I never watched this movie and yet i already feel exausted by it as if i did. congrats.
You may have beaten Eigong, Dennard, but did you beat her on the true ending path?
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8 replies on “Upsetting Day – Sucker Punch, Round IV”
I deserved this. Bring it, let’s have a month of the Punch. A year. Let’s take it down the scaffolding and make Snyder regret nothing because this movie proves he’s incapable of shame.
You deserve love.
Dennard does not.
I seriously saw Sucker Punch on the Plex last night and thought yeah. Yeah. We’re all on the same wavelength. We all deserve love and also Sucker Punch in equal measure.
Zack definitely would insist on being called Sny-sama.
I’ve read 4 recaps of this film and I still don’t know who any of the human props are (calling them characters felt a bit strong) but I have learned that the blondest one with the pigtails is the main one. More importantly, I can hate this vicariously through Dennard without ever having to actually watch a Snyder film!
“It’s tough viewing, like watching Houdini meet a fan.”
See, this is why I love Dennard’s writing, it’s because of these small lines that hit you like a punch in the gut when you’re not ready.
I think Dennard might be this websites best writer.
Not to be the King of the Hill meme here, saying this would be the most crushing review Snyder ever read if he could read, but this takedown was like shooting the hat off his head with mean jokes that would go perfectly over his head.
I never watched this movie and yet i already feel exausted by it as if i did. congrats.
You may have beaten Eigong, Dennard, but did you beat her on the true ending path?