Troubled by clowns? Use karate to karate them away!
This shirt should not be, but it is, so I think legally you have to buy it.
This week I think it is time to remind everyone about our catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension. Specifically that we have it available on a neat comfy shirt. Just in time for you to wear to Thanksgiving! Order now!*
*Orders not taken or accepted, objects choose you and arrive unprompted.
And a quick one in the vault today, we have a merch update. Let’s take a look.
You know about that Squatch body. But did you know the Squatch body is for every body?
Get that SQUATCH BODY in a V. V for Very Cool!
Get that Lady SQUATCH BODY.
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