Category: REFLECTING DAY

Wear your favorite anthropomorphic action hero hot dog boys to any event: funerals, funerals, funerals, or funerals!*

*may cause you to be kicked out of funerals.

Buy the MORMON DOOM shirt in the Hot Dog store now!

Real ones know Doom Guy is canonically Mormon. Bad motherfuckers celebrate it.

Popsicle Pete. Some websites don’t even let you speak his name. We call those websites “survivors.”

But that’s not you!

Buy his shirt, wear his image, taunt your fate!

You’ve heard the podcast, you’ve seen the show, now wear the shirt!

It is 100% guaranteed protection from all bigfoot maulings. If you are mauled by a bigfoot while wearing this shirt please provide indisputable scientific evidence and we’ll give you your money back!

The Hot Dog Store has themed meats for every day of the week!

Get the Hot Dog Days shirt with art by Rusty Shackles, or something else! We are not your dad, not until you feel comfortable calling us that, sport.