Happy Podcasting Day! This weekâs podcast is all about expository theme songs that-
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Now this weekâs podcast is all about how
Zak Koonce rolled up and asked if we were down
To rap about songs about the movies theyâre in
So we said âFUCK YEAH,â but where to begin?
Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West made your day
Itâs the quickest lip in town, says Brockway
T.U.R.T.L.E. Power is sure to please
Just ask any available Seanbabies
Now City of Crime
Is a hell of a time
Brought to you by ya boy Zak Koonce
Packinâ flow by the pound and rhyme by the ouâŚ
Flowinâ like rivers, spittinâ like monsoo…
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Hereâs the broadcast
Of a lovely podcast
Featuring three very lovely boys
All of them brought songs
About their movies
To make a joyous noise
Weâre talking raps
That do the recaps
Of the very movies you watch them in
Just like Feel the Impact
From that movie
Where Van Damme bangs his twin
So today youâll listen to this great episode
And tell all your friends, in prose so purple
That they should like, subscribe, review
Then youâll finally feel like youâŚ
Youâll get all the praise youâŚ
You
FUCK