Happy Podcasting Day! This week’s podcast is all about expository theme songs that-
Wait, what the fuck am I doing? This is clearly wrong. Let me try again-
Now this week’s podcast is all about how
Zak Koonce rolled up and asked if we were down
To rap about songs about the movies they’re in
So we said “FUCK YEAH,” but where to begin?
Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West made your day
It’s the quickest lip in town, says Brockway
T.U.R.T.L.E. Power is sure to please
Just ask any available Seanbabies
Now City of Crime
Is a hell of a time
Brought to you by ya boy Zak Koonce
Packin’ flow by the pound and rhyme by the ou…
Flowin’ like rivers, spittin’ like monsoo…
He
FUCK
Here’s the broadcast
Of a lovely podcast
Featuring three very lovely boys
All of them brought songs
About their movies
To make a joyous noise
We’re talking raps
That do the recaps
Of the very movies you watch them in
Just like Feel the Impact
From that movie
Where Van Damme bangs his twin
So today you’ll listen to this great episode
And tell all your friends, in prose so purple
That they should like, subscribe, review
Then you’ll finally feel like you…
You’ll get all the praise you…
You
FUCK
3 replies on “Podcasting Day: Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce! 🌔
I came for the songs, I stayed for the turtle orgasms.
First time I’ve cried with laughter in a year or more was that segment.
I haven’t heard the ep yet so’s all I can do is hope and pray that my favourite, Deepest Bluest (Shark’s Fin) from Deep Blue Sea is included for you see MY hat is like a shark’s fin.