#14 Could also be a single frame from an shelved Nick Park “Adults Only” claymation special.
Great, now I’m horngry.
I made my Grandfather a sexy boob cake once long ago and its genuinely a favorite memory. Finding the right material for nipples (pink mini marshmallows) and the general reaction of everyone else but my Grandpa (they weren’t so pleased but he fucking loved it). Oh this took me back…I love the Dogg Zzone
I hope this is true, and not fragments of a terrible memory your brain is fighting to repress of when you walked in on your grandfather fucking a cake.
Gods, me too! I miss him like crazy and its one of my better memories…plus my grandmother and grandfather were EXTREMELY sex positive, if they were into fucking cakes I truly believe they would have had no qualms telling me. I cannot relate how many times I had to hear how hot my Grandmothers ass was…yeesh.
Lydia, you published an article containing the words “I now have a new life goal of never being presented with a customized erotic cake created in my image.”
The good news is, over ninety percent of hotdoggers will *not* now give you such a cake.
…and the other 10% most likely can’t work a UPS store.
as someone that quickly dabbled in fondant because of the TV Cake Wars of the early naughts…
these are all dumb. but many would be very hard to actually do.
many of these are expert level cakes.
just watch any episode of Nailed It.
i cant stop thinking about last night of freedom. he’s clearly been abducted and left tied to that pole. the killer is watching from a distance waiting for the police to arrive & that’s when he explodes…..happy naughty birthday?
I can’t stop looking at the angle of the legs on 14. Where are her knees? Where it her waist? Why are her calves flat against the ground?
God, it’s like they got a Malibu Comics artist to draw a scene for an erotic cake..
Got it! #12 Last Night of Freedom is a bachelor party. Groom’s friends got him to drink too much, then tied him to a flagpole in a roundabout with a cone on his head for a dunce cap (because only an idiot would form a mutual bond with a GIRL) and a no-U-turn sign on his dick to remind him there’s no going back.
It’s a GIGANTIC reach to call it erotic. And ball-and-chain gags are a lower form of comedy than the “____ Movie” movies.
While these cakes weren’t really all that naughty I still feel like I probably shouldn’t have read this article at work. 10/10.
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#14 Could also be a single frame from an shelved Nick Park “Adults Only” claymation special.
Great, now I’m horngry.
I made my Grandfather a sexy boob cake once long ago and its genuinely a favorite memory. Finding the right material for nipples (pink mini marshmallows) and the general reaction of everyone else but my Grandpa (they weren’t so pleased but he fucking loved it). Oh this took me back…I love the Dogg Zzone
I hope this is true, and not fragments of a terrible memory your brain is fighting to repress of when you walked in on your grandfather fucking a cake.
Gods, me too! I miss him like crazy and its one of my better memories…plus my grandmother and grandfather were EXTREMELY sex positive, if they were into fucking cakes I truly believe they would have had no qualms telling me. I cannot relate how many times I had to hear how hot my Grandmothers ass was…yeesh.
Lydia, you published an article containing the words “I now have a new life goal of never being presented with a customized erotic cake created in my image.”
The good news is, over ninety percent of hotdoggers will *not* now give you such a cake.
…and the other 10% most likely can’t work a UPS store.
as someone that quickly dabbled in fondant because of the TV Cake Wars of the early naughts…
these are all dumb. but many would be very hard to actually do.
many of these are expert level cakes.
just watch any episode of Nailed It.
i cant stop thinking about last night of freedom. he’s clearly been abducted and left tied to that pole. the killer is watching from a distance waiting for the police to arrive & that’s when he explodes…..happy naughty birthday?
I can’t stop looking at the angle of the legs on 14. Where are her knees? Where it her waist? Why are her calves flat against the ground?
God, it’s like they got a Malibu Comics artist to draw a scene for an erotic cake..
Got it! #12 Last Night of Freedom is a bachelor party. Groom’s friends got him to drink too much, then tied him to a flagpole in a roundabout with a cone on his head for a dunce cap (because only an idiot would form a mutual bond with a GIRL) and a no-U-turn sign on his dick to remind him there’s no going back.
It’s a GIGANTIC reach to call it erotic. And ball-and-chain gags are a lower form of comedy than the “____ Movie” movies.
While these cakes weren’t really all that naughty I still feel like I probably shouldn’t have read this article at work. 10/10.