Upsetting Day: The Pumblechook & Figg Catalogue of the Christ-Mass 2021 🌭

It was the best of times, it was the end of times. It was all times and no time at all. It was the Great Transversing of the Nameless Ones in our world. In 2021, as every year, it would be opposed by the sacrificial offerings of The Pumblechook & Figg 

Holidays Catalog of Boxing-Day Gifts. 

If you’re feeling giving this holiday season, Brendan recommends All Hearts & Hands.

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